Welcome to the hilariously tragic world of Count Cuckula, the cereal vampire with a penchant for Corn Flakes and your mom. He’s here to charm his way into your breakfast nook and your family tree, one bowl at a time.

Did you think vampires were scary? Think again! Our Count loves a good laugh almost as much as he loves a good cereal. With his signature catchphrase, "I vant to fuck your mom!", he's the dad joke you never knew you needed.

He's more 'cereal killer' than killer vampire. His bite might give you cavities, but never fear—he's got floss on hand (or should we say 'fang'?).

Meet the vampire who’s cereal-ously charming, with a spoonful of sarcasm and a splash of milk. He's always up for a late-night snack, and by snack, we mean raiding the pantry for cereal. Just remember: Count Cuckula is here to sweep your mom off her feet... and onto his dick!

Don't be surprised if you catch him in the act of transforming your kitchen into a breakfast battleground. With puns sharper than his fangs, he’s bound to leave your dad in stitches (the bleeding kind, of course).

So, pour yourself a bowl, sit back, and enjoy the ride. Just be warned: you might find yourself with a new dad by the end of it, and a whole lot more cereal than you bargained for.